Cutey and the Sofaguard by by Chris Wade - Free

A twisted surreal tale of lost love and broken elevators. Enter the world of our nameless hero, visiting the woman he loves in hospital but stuck in the broken lift halfway up. In his isolation he rethinks his strange life, through his weird childhood and into his lonely adult life. This is a love story like no other, and with a twist that will send a shudder down your body, starting from your neck probably, and working down to your bottom. Meet the various characters, the sofa guard, Uncle Archie the story teller, violent school bullies, crazy parents,the Wisdom Twins and Kevin the sniffer. This is a darkly humorous tale of isolation and obsession, told with a twisted slant.