Comedy

What if getting the girl meant becoming a terrorist wet boy? On an unnamed university campus late in the 20th century, a young man named Fenton Bland joins a society of student Maoists in order to get near the girl he loves. But the girl turns out to belong to the chief Maoist - and HE turns out to harbor alarming aspirations in the field of revolutionary terror. And so Fenton, wearing a forcibly grown beard, finds himself propelled into a bizarre covert world of death lists, backyard bomb labs, untraceable handguns, and attempted wet jobs of wildly varying quality - a world in which he must choose between losing the girl forever or else participating, perhaps very soon, in a successful terrorist atrocity ...

The University of Colorado has many valuable lessons to teach young British exchange student Ross Cooper. There is the art of unfastening bra straps using only a foreign accent, the politics of corrupting campus radio through obscene freestyle rapping, and sharing a jail cell without using the communal toilet. But when he finds himself falling for April – the all-American girl of his adolescent dreams – only to confront her smarmy hulk of a boyfriend, Ross faces his biggest education of all. It proves to be a master class in friendship and depravity, lust and restraint, rumour and honesty, and the hard-fought sport of love.

The Age Of Aurora is a series of comedy- science fiction stories that are both self contained and at the same time pieces of a larger story that will unfold as the stories advance.

Twelve year old Lucy has a number of toy bears. During her family's summer holiday, her bears come alive and this can only mean one thing. Trouble. And from the top shelf of Lucy’s bedroom they are watched by an old and wise but very lonely ventriloquist crow called Chris. He prides himself on never interfering in the bears’ lives but will he be able to keep to that promise? Especially as the bears’ lives are in such a mess. With affairs, fights, lies, revelations and a wedding, things are certainly hotting up in Lucy’s bedroom!

Baby in a Microwave is about a man who wakes up with a baby in his microwave. It is rated R.

Who would you be if you could be anyone? go anywhere? do anything? Well, you can! Luke Soloman will show you how. While titillating in the rambunctious tradition of Henry Miller and Jack Kerouac, this visionary debut equally impresses as a work of literary art. Luke’s signature obsessions with self, sex, satire and slapdash highlight a serious, and life-changing, point: consciousness creates. The point is there is a point to living in the imagination--for only through it can we reinvent ourselves and our world.

The space spoof to end all space spoofs! In an alternate dimension, Captain Omega, the Ultimate Male, battles the forces of evil with the help of friends and allies. Roll your eyes in disgust as our hero faces off against the Squid Man of Galaxy IV; an insane genetically-perfected human; Galactor and his super-weapon; and a time-traveling Cyborg bent on revenge!

Here it is! The sequel you've dreaded! Captain Omega in his first novel-length adventure! Omega and his new sidekick are invited to an Imperial Royal Wedding on the peaceful world of Taran. Taran has been protected by knights known as "Guardians" but now only one remains. The evil Baron Talon wants to rule or, failing that, destroy Taran. Can Omega save Taran or is he his own worst enemy?

A twisted surreal tale of lost love and broken elevators. Enter the world of our nameless hero, visiting the woman he loves in hospital but stuck in the broken lift halfway up. In his isolation he rethinks his strange life, through his weird childhood and into his lonely adult life. This is a love story like no other, and with a twist that will send a shudder down your body, starting from your neck probably, and working down to your bottom. Meet the various characters, the sofa guard, Uncle Archie the story teller, violent school bullies, crazy parents,the Wisdom Twins and Kevin the sniffer. This is a darkly humorous tale of isolation and obsession, told with a twisted slant.

If you had the opportunity to change your life, would you take it, even if it came with a price? Driven by an overwhelming desire to break free from his obsessive compulsive, fear fuelled world, Simon seeks help from Mr De’Sou, a mysterious life altering hypnotherapist. This initiates a journey of personal psychological discovery that unearths many unwanted secrets from the past that have created his destiny. Simon becomes a lost soul clinging onto a world between reality and fantasy. Can he maintain his fragile grip on reality?

The Government has sold the country to a supermarket on eBay, only for the Civil Service to buy it back and launch their own benign dictatorship. Ten years on, it is all going horribly wrong. There are Hairshirts on every corner, the incompetent Leader and his transvestite first lady pole dance and the dogs are being systematically eradicated to deflect attention from the ruling Department's failure to achieve their promises. Doggone is a modern fable, a surreal and bizarre satire on a world of spin, greed, excess and the dangers of letting politicians rule unchecked. It is also very funny.

The Interstellar Detritus Reclamation Company is losing garbage scows at an alarming rate. Meanwhile, a ruthless terrorist organization is wreaking havoc across the galaxy, and the InterGalactic United Military is trying to identify the culprits. Gladius Slate, long-time Company operative and dedicated employee, stumbles upon a clue to the disappearing garbage vessels, and possibly a link to the terrorists. Conflicted by duty, honor and self-preservation, Slate is forced to press on in the face of uncertain odds. Is it possible for a pair of unwitting garbage men to save an entire galaxy?

A perennial loser, Hal Spacejock borrowed heavily to fund his intergalactic cargo business. His loyal customers evaporated after several highly publicised mishaps, and mounting bills have confined him to planet Lamira, a mining colony with the vibrant, up-and-coming economy of a rubbish tip. Now the finance company is dispatching heavies to all points of the compass, desperate to track Hal down and extract money and/or vital organs. Meanwhile, on a nearby planet, a wealthy businessman needs a freelance cargo pilot for a suicidal cargo mission. Ideally, he wants a desperate, debt-ridden loser . . .

When a hamster is stolen, Billy Bones, lackadaisical part-time private detective and full time drinker, finds himself caught between MI5 and the CIA, but Billy just wants to get the hamster back. Hamsters! is a thrilling tale of intrigue and adventure, a delightful story of friendship, and a rather silly account of a lost hamster. Set entirely in the town of Bedford and mostly in the pub.

A picaresque coming of age novel set within a college fraternity.

Sitting at the top of a Ferris wheel overlooking the Boston skyline, Josh’s life takes an unexpected turn, and things will never be the same. Along with the many surprises on his life's new path, he'll come to take life advice from a family of ducks, get in a bloody war with a dog, lose his job over a spilled drink, wake up in the hospital, apply to work at an adult-themed novelty bakery, and find out that people often aren’t what they seem. When you're at the top of the world, there's nowhere to go but down.

Inventions of Professor Zonderbaard is a book of comic fiction about a crackpot inventor living in a Double Dutch speaking community in the Baviaanskloof Valley. Much of the book is political satire and some public figures may recognise themselves in it. If so, it would be merely a coincidence, according to an Important Notice in the book. While comic, many principles are illustrated and it contains solutions to some of the problems of the New South Africa and shows how silly some really are. This is fun for all ages.

When Little Mr Poonlop decided it was time he had a holiday it all seemed so simple … But it wasn’t … First we had to decide how many holidays he’d been on before ~ and that was before he started looking at the brochures and visiting travel agents, which only confused him. Eventually, in a rather odd way, he got somewhere. Where? That would be telling. See if you can guess from this excerpt … On the river bank Mr. Poonlop could see many people walking along holding hands. A young man on a bridge showed Mr Poonlop a box of hands and asked him if he'd like to buy one to hold. Mr Poonlop said 'no, thank you.' He told me he thought that was a very sick joke, so I crossed it out. Not very helpful was it? You'll just have to read the book.

Do you ever feel like the whole world is nuts? Rowena does. Her coworkers bicker for sport, her sister`s an Astrology junkie, her father`s a TV sports fanatic, and her MOTHER . . . well, you`ll find out. Follow the adventures as Rowena attempts to start her life, with help and hindrance from her family, friends, coworkers and the occasional lemur. Part e-zine, part e-book series, with maybe just a dash of cybersoap.

Melvin is a stressed out executive with a broken marriage, a fading career and a nicely developing drink habit. When he beds the local bar maid, he ignores the fact that her boyfriend is a psychotic bi-sexual gangster with half London's bent coppers in his pocket. When finally ensnared, both sexually and criminally, he is at last forced to confront his own dubious morality. Redemption occurs when he realises that if you want to stay alive, you must treat women with respect..